Last week, Former Secretary of Defense was making the promo rounds pushing his new memoir, "Known and Unkown" (SPOILER ALERT: It sucked!) when he got railroaded by standup comedian Louis C.K.
Very funny man, Louis CK, brazenly asked Rumsfeld if he was a Lizard and if he's tasted human flesh, mainly Mexican baby human flesh.
Shockingly Rumsfeld totally dodges Louis CK's questions which leads us to believe that he has tasted human flesh and he craves more.
ALL HAIL LIZARD KING DONALD RUMSFELD!