This is how I used to get down on the blacktop back in the day. Only problem is, the guy playing me is not Derrick Rose.
There are a few more classics. Click the link below. Thanks to TheGrip for the post.
Baron Davis v. Steve Blake
Dwayne Wade v. The worst player in the NBA!
TJ Ford v. Jared Jeffries
Stephon Marbury v. Yao... who authorized this matchup?