Top Ten People We Hate To Follow! By Ronnie Mo and Dez Arnez

We all have people we hate to follow but still do either because A)
they're your real life friend, B) they get RT'd so much you might as
well follow them or C) Your Sexing them!



Either way these are the Top Ten People We Hate To Follow.



10. RT Overdose Girl



This girl isn't afraid to RT. In fact she abuses the RT feature to the
point you want to jam 9 inch nails to reach one of her eyelids.



RT Overdose Girl has no quams in retweeting a verified account no matter how retarded the tweet is.



We're looking at you @liltunechi!



9. Inspirational Guy



Usually a GED graduate or old fashioned dumb ass who in his spare time
googles inspirational quotes to sound smarter than he normally is.



8. The Party Promoter Guy.



Make sure you're on the look out for our Ten Promoter Commandments. Shameless plug.



Promoter Guy honestly believes he's doing God's work. JESUS WANTS YOU TO PARTY! I KNOW THIS BECAUSE HE TEXTED ME!



7. Trending Topic Guy



Like RT Overdose Girl, Trending Topic Guy abuses the # button. Put the #
tag down Trey. (Laurence Fisburne in Boyz N Da Hood's voice)



Trending Topic Guy and RT Overdose Girl will have a baby that will spawn into the Anti-Christ.



6. The Local Musician/Poet



Tortured Musician/Poet's National Pastime is to shit on established artists and dog their own hometown.



If you don't like their work it's because you're a hater. Not because they suck.



Local Musician/Poet lives at the local shelter and feeds off Ramen Noodles.



5. Drunk Guy/Girl



They can't wait for Thursday, Friday and Saturday to roll around so they can tweet this, "I'm soooooo drunksjjksk.



Sunday they'll recap their weekend and vow to give up drinking for good.



4. The Relationship Girl/Guy



Always has a new crush, boo, GF, BF every week.



Will also RT anything @Sexstrology tweets.



3. Fake Religious guy



You know who I'm talking about. Wakes up and thanks some divine power for waking him up.



Gets high and drunk on Saturday and tweets scriptures on Sunday.



2. Cool Guy who always reminds us how much cooler he is than us.



Forever tweeting about something new and cool like the new restaurant in German Village or some  art Exhibit.



1. Bandwagon Fan Guy



You know the dude who was a huuuuge Cavaliers fan last year and took this dick riding talents to South Beach.



Honorable Mentions:



The person who will tweet every little thing they're doing. Example- "Gengi's" "INK" "KUSH"



Person who's always tweeting about their pissy lil kids.



Shorty who goes in on TAD and sex related tweets but gets offended when she gets that dirty DM.



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