March 2011

That snake don't want them problems.

Everybody knows that my Cavaliers have had one of the worst seasons in the history of our franchise. We've been the butt of nearly EVERY joke around the NBA. But March 29th, 2011 if only for that night, none of that mattered. Why? WE BEAT THE HEAT! Sure, our record still sucks. Sure our season is still over. And sure, the Heat are still going to the playoffs. But the Cleveland Cavs gave their loyal fans the ONE thing that they wanted all season: they handed Lebron a L. It took 4 tries, but they did it.

"Some of you know that I'm on Twitter a lot. If you're on there as much as I am, you know it's a place filled with online personalities. I'd say a good 50% (atleast) of the people on there are just showing out for followers. It gave me the idea of taking this false image of a hater and magnifying it for Twitter to see how people would react, and also to promote 'The Critic' character (and blog). I basically trolled Twitter (and a few forums) for a little less than a year.

Even though there's snow on the ground, it is officially Spring so I'd thought I'd put together Seven Essential Spring Rules for this season. Most of these are self explanatory but every Spring I see people blatantly disobeying these unwritten laws.

7. Clean your Car

This should be an all year thing but most importantly in Spring. How are you gonna pull up in your 94 Corrola and spit game to a shorty at the bus stop and your vechicle looks like Ashy Larry. Go to your nearest Car Wash and get the "Works" or the "Deluxe." Make sure you get the Black Ice Car Freshener as well for added results.

6. Say NO to Gladiators and Thong Sandals

Sinista Steve won..

HAD ME AT "FROM THE MAKERS OF KILL BILL"

This movie is gonna be dope.

DOPE A$$ VIDEO AND BEAT

New Visual from Pac Div entitled Anti-Freeze which is off their most recent release. Maniac. Download it Here if you haven't gotten it yet. 

@JordianLee

So this year I finally got to travel somewhere nice for spring break. North Carolina! I went there to visit my family, and I had a awesome time. I've only seen the ocean twice in my life, and I find it one of the most beautiful, and relaxing things here on earth. I felt so free! I hope you all enjoy.....

-Janay