Domestic Disputes

Firstly if you have a vagina please click the back arrow and read a different post because this is for my homies lol. Further more, Valentines Day is around the corner and you brothers with multiple women (Not me of course) may need some advice. So I'm here to lend a helping hand as I always am to help you avoid the deadly #DD!!!

Nah not breast size fam.... Them CotDamn Domestic Disputes!!!

For those of you who may not know what a #DD is, although it seems pretty obvious, let me break it down. A #DD is an altercation between you and yo lady friend!! Now with V-Day getting closer by the day and leaves falling at this rate, the number of #DD cases is 'bout to at least double, hell triple by the time March gets here and no Nigga is safe thanks to Jay impregnating Beyoncè. Now chicks got baby fever and most of them already scorned and crazy!! So please be careful!!


Any Real Man has been in a few #DD and prolly won't stop until he's near his 50s. So I'm here to try and keep y'all on y'all toes and stay outta harms way this Valentine season by following a few pointers I've learned in my 23 years of life! Now, I know females is gonna read this and say "why not just be committed to one person and that will stop the problem" and to y'all I have to say is YES!! Why not do those things?? I don't know but I'm not here to help y'all out.

Dive in them DMs with caution:

Every dude goes DM diving even if you gotta nice queen at home making home made macaroni & cheese, so I say do it with caution!!! Make sure the person you DMing has no type of connection with the one you cuddling up with during V-Day season!! I don't care If they went to the same pre-school together, she gotta be marked off the list G!! No friends of friends, don't live off the same freeway exit, NOTHING!! If you are not careful you could come home from work with two tenders sitting on the couch and that won't be a good thing!

Stay the Hell away from Easton

I don't care what you gotta do to weasel your way outta of this! Easton is a death trap B!!! No way someone with a side chick should be caught with his fresh linens on his main chick. Not only do you gotta worry about her seeing you but all her friends, homies and friends of friends could catch a glimpse of you so 10 minutes later your phone doing all types of backflips! If it's a must, go early as possible before the side chick and her crew go shopping for they fit that Friday or Saturday night. I would avoid at all cost tho; sh*ts way to dangerous for a regular cat like me.

Do Not Get Drunk & Pass out!!!!

This could be the number one cause in #DD in recent history! Dude go to a chicks house after the club and pass out DRUNK!!! This leaves ample time for the main chick or side chick to go through sh*t. Phones pockets, hell I've heard of chicks going through dudes cars!!! Any and everything is subject to a FBI search when you passed out off of Henny and she sober and wide awake!! Especially if yo phone going off.


Only mess with girls with a padlock on they twitter pages or no twitter at all!!!

Unlike Facebook where if somebody write on your wall, you can easily just delete no If's and's or but's about it. Twitter is a whole different story! 'Ol girl get a Lil too friendly with the @s and RTs and could cause some problems in your happy home and the last thing you want is explaining why shorty @ing you about yo whereabouts. Let's keep it real, a girl don't like you if she don't check ya @s!

Stay away from the flicks

Instagram is a whole new ball game!! Chicks uploading pics at a alarming rate. I've seen people in the most awkward positions on Instagram just 'cause the side chick wanna up and have morals all of a sudden. People sleep, driving, watching the tube, and they will take a pic and put you all over Instagram & Twitter to see. So with this, I don't know what to tell you but to confiscate all phones as soon as you're in the vicinity of any female or this can't be stopped!!!

I think that pretty much covers the basics. I mean, you could be like some guys and just get you one wholesome loving women that cooks cheese eggs to perfection, but I know you Neanderthals won't do that until y'all at least 35.

Peace and power may the strength be with you!!