The funny side of Dirk Nowitzki

There's been a lot that has been written or said on why most of America hates the Heat and why people are rooting for the Mavericks.

A lot has to do with this 7 foot German guy named Dirk Nowitzki. He's probably the most goofiest NBA Superstar since, since, well I can't really think of anyone goofier.

Here's some of the funniest moments from Dirk Nowitzki.

Alongside his then former teammates Dirk asks for Bow Weezy's autograph.

Do you think Dirk's text message signature is, "I was born a 7 foot German Kid?" It should be.

Late night phone calls to the Larry O'Brien Trophy. 1 win away Dirkster.

So a 7 foot German and a 5 foot Puerto Rican walk into a bar.

Move over Nicki Minaj. Dirk Nowitzki was the original, "Germinator!" Did you know PETA caused a s**t storm because of this?

Offensichtlich kann Dolchmesser 25-Fuß-Lange, die weg fallen, schlagen aber kann Wert ein Lecken singen. 

Demi Moore's husband needs to bring back PUNK'D!

Mein Fuhrer plays a practical joke on a Mavs fan informing her that her card has been denied.

TAKE THAT WITH CHEWWWW!

Dirk pop droppin' it like it's luke warm on the Mavs Cheerleaders. The german voice over makes this even funnier.

He's even funny as a cartoon character.

Creepy appearances from Deshawn Stevenson and Jason Terry makes this gold.

Best Charlie Sheen impression yet. BOOM! WINNING!

LOL! Looks like Dirk has no idea that Blake Griffin is mic'd up.

Tyson Chandler and Dirk Nowitzki apparently forgot the cameras were rolling.