A Guide To Slander and the Slander Glossary

A Guest Blog written by @The_Rell, "A Guide To Use Slander and a Glossary!"

First off, s/o to #BlackTwitter. @nerdatcooltable, @rellyonsmash & crew...

Ever since the #ColumbusTwitter post (found here: http://kingsrowe.com/blog/100-comedy/columbustwitter-therell-dezarnez-ro...), I've seen so much Slander on my timeline it's made me wanna throw my Slander Jersey in the rafters. Shit has been unreal. Every where I turn I see a new person throwing up a #LonelyTweet, the #TheThirst hashtag, or tryna hit somebody wit some unwarranted #zzzzz's!

It's sad and unbelievable at the same time. I don't know whether to smile or shake my head at ya'll. First of all, we on the #MidwestSlanderGang know first hand tht, "Slander is Love" but don't get it twisted anybody is eligble to get hit with one of my various #pound signs that I have in my arsenal. But yall are buckin' the Slander cannon all wrong.

In the words of @Dez_Arnez, one of ya'll are gonna get shot by the end of the summer using that slander .45 the wrong way. It's too hot outside and niggas is getting real aggy at those RT's from the wrong person.  Because of this, I'm going to give yall some rules and regulations on how to operate the Slander Chopper from close feet.

#TheThirst - This is not to be confused with just flatout thirsty men/women. Ya'll don't have the right to hit someone with this just because somebody compliments a new avi or just saying, "Whats up?" Yall over using this hashtag on my TL and making people nervous to shoot a open jumper to a big booty diva who just threw up a niceeeeeee avi.

#LonelyTweet - I'm gonna say this in caps, b! "EVERYTHING IS NOT A LONELY TWEET!!!" Ya'll think because someone says, "I'm Bored" they gotta be lonely. Nahhhhhhh fam get out my mentions with that shit! You will never chill with this so I don't even know why I'm saying something because ya'll have some type of 8th sense to use the lonely hashtag.

#Zzzzzz - This is only to be used when somebody says a corny joke. For example you at a Comedy Club, a comedian says a weak joke it puts you to sleep or a movie thats suppose to be funny and it puts your ass to sleep quicker than #NightQuill. I mean Nyquil. This is not to be confused with #REST! Not even a little bit. You dirty people put #Zzzzz on EVERYFUCKINGTHING! Just relax those fingertips and learn how to use these hashtags properly family.

#NobodyCaresTho (RT If you don't care) - First of all, if you hit someone with the "RT if you don't care" and nobody RTs it, your slander is voided for at least 36 hours. Now that I got that off my bird chest, ya'll gotta get outta my mentions saying #NobodyCaresTho when 3 bad bitches just commented on my tweet with subsequent lols.

Ya'll be so thirsty to hit a nigga with the #NobodyCares without actually thinking "Does somebody out there in the Twitter World care about this tweet?" Appendages are gonna get ya'll in trouble hitting up that girl that you displayed your thirst to in the DMs with that #NobodyCares! She might not take that hashtag so lightly and expose you with a screencap for the whole wild web to see.

#TheStruggle - There's a fella with rubberbands at the end of his cornrows, right now hitting and hashtagging somebody with #TheStruggle while eating a pack of Ramon Noodles and Bologna, cheese sammich for dinner for the 6th night in a row. Smh. Ya'll think the struggle is anything from a person salty to somebody angry. Hell, any type of emotion is a Struggle or NobodyCares.

#TheStruggle is, "Unsatisfactory, lacking, below par, below expectations, disappointing." Nothing more, nothing less. Not someone a dollar short for his lunch, or mad he spent $60 at Genjis on that tender and he didn't get the draws.

The "TEARS CRYING and Anime Tears" - I think people just needed a new outlet and instead of using the patended "LOL" and "LMAO" now they wanna use these for something that might be funny. If that shit don't make you stop breathing or actually have #TEARS coming down your #HOMAGE t-shirt, I don't wanna see the anime tears b! Call it the @kingbasic rule.

People single handedly destroyed this on my timeline. Someone would send the corniest Chris Bosh or Lebron James headband joke and I see people throw the anime tears or #CRYING on a RT. Smh. It makes my heart drop to my stomach until I get on with my day.

That's all I can think of at this moment. All I ask is that you Hermaphrodites relax those fingers, think before you RT, and remember that dirtbags like yourself are getting screen capped everyday!

- @The_Rell