Joe Biden Gaffe Machine Joins Twitter

Guess who's on Twitter? Vice President Joe Biden has finally decided to join the Twitter world under the not so clever, not sure if serious @VP moniker.

I was hoping for @2ndNCharge or @suckonthatboehner but I guess @VP is quick and to the point.

Anyone who follows politics or has a pulse knows Vice President Joe Biden is a gaffe machine. There's a good chance he drops an F bomb or says something slightly racist anytime there's a camera or microphone in his face. That's why his decision to sign up to Twitter has a chance to be amazing for us and horrifying for President Obama.

Here are some of his most famous gaffes.

At a rally then Senator Biden asks Missouri Senator Chuck Graham to stand up. Then realizing he's in a wheelchair and asks the crowd to stand up to further embarrass him.

One way to silence the growing population that thinks Barack Obama is a Muslim Terrorist sent here to destroy our freedoms is call him Barack America. Because nothing says I'm not a terrorist more than America being your surname.

NBC News Brian Williams asks Joe Biden if he's a Gaffe Machine. Hilarious deadpan respone in 3, 2, 1.

Joe Biden doesn't recognize John McClain. I mean John McCain.

"You cannot go to a 7-11 or Dunkin Donuts unless you have a slight Indian Accent." I counted. This is under 140 characters. This should be a tweet.

Apparently Health Care Reform is a big fucking deal. Tell that to the Republicans, Joseph.

JB bragging that Delaware is/was a slave state. Let me mark Delaware off my, "Places to visit" list.

Joe Biden destroys and I mean destroys Rudy Giuliani on wax. This is the equivalent of 2Pac's, "Hit 'Em Up!"

Joe Biden took a tote of that laughing gas. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and scene.