Struggle Plates

Alright another week another set of struggle plates and meals! I really hate to do this to my people but if I don't who will? People the audacity of some of you to even think your plate is picture worthy frightens me.

Alright 1st plate, this plate looks like something straight off of Rikers Island! Forget that I don't know if a prisoner would even want it. This might the most struggle yet. Looks like ground chuck on top of a .99 Cent bag of Doritos with a scoop of sour cream plopped down on top with shredded struggle Tex Mex cheese sprinkled on top. It actually looks like something you would come home to after working a 12 hour shift in construction Tim's, the ones with out the leather trim on top. Then what makes this picture so much more struggle worthy is the side of fries?!?? Ummm I don't know about y'all but fries and Taco Salad beside each other could only be a meal fit for a convicted murderer.

As you see this week is really filled with the most strangest of meals that only a women in her 3rd trimester could love. This plate puzzles me everytime I look at it. I think to Myself, "self" who would ever want Spaghetti and fried fish. Sounds like a delicacy in a 3rd world country. Fresh fried tilapia doesn't deserve to be on the same plate as spaghetti that shit just isn't right in America, Ricky Rubio didn't come over seas to see that. Some stuff just doesn't mix like oil and water, or Kobe & Marriage and fried fish and Italian food

Last plate this week has blew my mind for days now. Ive been awakened out of the best sleeps in my queen size bed by nightmares that one day my queen would bring me such a thing. What the Hell is this shit??? Looks like fried critters. Can't possibly be chicken. It must be the other white meat what ever the hell that is. And for the 2nd time their is a unidentifiable object on a plate! That could possibly be a scoop of baby food or dog food or anything that a adult should not be eating. The green stems also confuse me cause of their abnormal size. I don't know if they are green beans or asparagus or maybe a mixture of the two. Either way my wife brings this after I get off a 8 hour shift I'm immediately filing for divorce.

Alright thats it for this week, I'm just gonna sit back and look at my picture and clever bio that I FINALLY got on the site. If one of these plates is yours, I'd like to say don't beat me up cause I've been eating Raman noodles for about a week now for breakfast lunch & dinner!! :( peace out till next