Struggle Plates

Yea so ummmm yet again I'm bizzzack with some of the most questionable objects that people are digesting this side of the Mississippi. Every week a piece of me thinks that my reign will end but y'all keep me alive!!

1st up this week is something that could possible be the 9th wonder of the world. Their are three objects of this plate I bet you can't identify one. Guarantee it!!! This shit looks like a scattered chance of diarrhea. No way you can eat this whole plate without going, no RUNNING, to the bathroom. I feel sorry for ya insides after eating this. Looks like Ma Dukes cut up everything for you like a 3 year old too. I keep looking at this pic and can't help to think this is what's wrong with society.




This is more like a struggle pan, but none the less still worthy of a struggle violation. What were you thinking by taking a pic and sending it to the world wide web? No way my mom would be proud of me displaying these crisp ass O's on any day of the week! Sometimes you just gotta take the L in silence fam. Ain't nobody tryna see yo burnt ass circles floating around the web. A better question is how the hell you burn circles!?? Shit gotta be the most simplest thing to make ever.




Now this plate right here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nahhhhhhhh No fucking way I seen this float in my inbox. Not giving up the name of who sent it but DAMN!!! Maybe at 1st glance it seems kinda normal. Got ya rice and peas blend and some kinda fried object at the top, but hold up WHAT THE HELL is that at the bottom? Could that possibly be baby poop?!?! Maybe an adult turd? I don't know but whatever the hell it is get that shit off of my plate!! I'm concerned for whoever ate that cause it look like it was scooped out of a yard that's frequently visited by dogs that are bigger than me!




People are out here starving and I now know why: These damn plates!! Y'all gotta be taking pics of these plates and feeding them to yo golden retrievers. No way humans can eat this stuff and remain healthy and prosperous. See you all next week!!

Oh and if you have or seen a #StrugglePlate that hasn't been featured email it to me at Rell@Kingsrowe.com