THE THIRST, SCREEN CAP by @The_Rell

Yet again it's me, @The_Rell; The man with no baby mama to blackmail me, so that means I can say whatever I want to.

After about 4 or 5 times telling you morons, I see you still haven't took heed to my warnings. Smh. It's making me sick, man. I hate to see the male species go down like this so I gotta make a whole blog to let y'all know that these SCREEN CAPS are still floating around on Timelines and inboxes everywhere.


I really don't understand what y'all fools be thinking at this point. It's kinda like the Soulja Boy - Kat Stacks incident. You dudes know that girls out here screencapping ya'll and what u do???? Still hop in her inbox with the most thirstiest word combinations known to man. I know for a fact that most of y'all could not have been raised by men! And I hope and pray that y'all don't have sons to past this trait on to the future. I see this has to stop now as of today whatever The date. October 2011.

I'm not saying stop shooting them jump shots. Fam, by any means, invade them DMs at your own risk. But The blatant thirst is uncalled for. It's only so many times I can take seeing you with your box eating offering sprawled over my twitter, B. At least once a day I gotta see somebody whole dignity being taken away. I see some of y'all just don't care and will do whatever you want to do, no matter how many times shorty change the name of you in her phone and blast it on the TL. For y'all, I just hope yo homeboys don't find out, 'cause if one of my homies gets screencapped and I see it, it's a wrap for him!! He'll never live that day down!!!

As I stated before, if you think you have a good high percentage shoot, take it. But just because shorty follow you back now you think she want you dawg?!?! Nahhhhhhhhh. Fam, it don't work like that. Let that follow breath, G. If the box is available, trust me, she'll let you know sooner or later. Another thing... y'all Bafoons gotta learn when and where to express your thirst. Obvisously DMs and text messages ain't it. As soon as you mess up, best believe she thinking about plastering every single thirsty comment you ever made on her timeline for all her followers to see. So you gotta know who to express that thirst to as well.

Don't get me wrong, I'm sure it's a couple females with some @The_Rell thirst lingering in the underground DM railroad, but I be sure to be on good terms and never burn those bridges. But some of y'all be Internet-thirsty. Y'all fools will type the most outrageous stuff, then see ol girl at the club and be scared to say something to her?? What kinda sh*t is that? What have we been raised into?? People only know how to Internet date now??

A lesson I also learned to maneuver around the screen cap is just picking up the phone and talking. YESSSS, talking on the phone. I know it's 2011, but some people still talk on the phone. If you just say yo thirst than it's no way that's gonna end up on somebody's Facebook news feed.

#TheThirst ain't The only screencap tho. Just last week I seen this tip toe across my TL:

Yea the most salty ignorant sh*t I ever seen Smh. Hold on I gotta take a break............

He went straight to the "b*tches" & "h*es" when he found out that she ain't wanna with him!!! Smh. That's exactly why he got Screencapped. Stop burning them bridges, homie.

The topic at hand is that, the salty screencap man had not one thirst bar in that message and didn't even know that after hitting send he would be on a couple hundred TLs looking like a complete *ss! I'm just tryna figure out what he expected to get outta that one? Not to mention the "Finer Things" being Red Lobster and Mosato, but that's for another day lol. He was so furious that he didn't sit back, take a few seconds to woo-sah and regain his composure.  Maybe then he would have not sent something that is prolly still haunting him to this day!


Just know that on 9/10 she got that 1st DM and No Reply doesn't mean send 4 more, B! Now-a-days, girls is thirsty to hit a Nig with #TheThirst. But you make it easy to add a screen cap, too Smh. All I can do is try to pray for you all!!  

One day y'all gon realize y'all not gonna find wifey offering to eat the box on first sight or sending 6 unanswered text messages. I'm about 99.988687788877% sure of it.

Welp that's all I can think of. I hope y'all take notes and stop this trend. Be easy and try to stay away from Main St. after midnight!!!

Oh yea and Shout out to @NerdatCoolTable for the Thirst shots too...