If you've been keeping score, 'I Don't Like' by 16 year-old Chicago rapper Chief Keef is one of the hottest songs of 2012. Even Kanye West had to jump on the remix! Read along as I translate the most gangsta song about pet peeves ever made. Below the translation will be the original song in case you've never heard it.
One who's a coward! These are things I dislike!/One who tattles! These are things I dislike!/One with feminine traits! These are things I dislike!/One who subliminally insults! These are things I dislike!
Dislike... Dislike.../One who subliminally insults! These are things I dislike!/Dislike... Dislike../One with feminine traits! These are things I dislike!
A promiscuous female, these are things I dislike!/My significant other is attractive, easy on the eyes/We indulge in marijuana all day and all night/Your drugs are subpar, these are things I dislike!/I own an Audi and the color is all white/Pull up beside your lady and there is a high chance that she will approve/Sosa and it is confirmed I have veins of ice/Pistol toting and I'm shooting my target on site/One who tattles! These are things I dislike!/If the object of your affection won't entertain my comrades, then we may fight/For, we are GBE and we are not concerned with who disapproves/And we avoid fights/Our guns are relied upon for protection instead
Unauthentic jeans, these are things I dislike!/Unauthentic shoes, these are things I dislike!/Unauthentic gentleman, these are things I dislike!/A stalker-like female, things I dislike!/I was once indicted for the sale of cocaine/But I would never tattle and tarnish my name/I am honest at all times because it will benefit me in the future/Accompanied by my friends when it's time to claim casualties/One who is neutral, things I dislike!/The police are ever present whether it is day or it is night/One who is neutral, things I dislike!/The police are ever present whether it is day or it is night!
I'm having a high rate of success and people dislike it/My comrade has a gun, because he isn't interested in fighting/With me is your significant other and she has been all night/Fredo in an obscure location can prove scary for some/If you are not a part of my circle, your life may end tonight/I only want maximum success, I do not wish to fight/We are young, but have the artillery of adults twice our age/I'm floating off of this illegal substance, I may take flight/300, yes we are a hot commodity and we have taken flight/Working out bargains because we were unhappy with the price/Overly aggressive females, things we dislike/OTF, GBE your lady likes it!