Translations: Lil Wayne featuring Drake - 'She Will'

Am I the only one who finds songs ten times funnier when they are recited in Layman's terms? If I am, then I doubt I will be for long.

Welcome to Translations. Many things inspire this, but the biggest inspiration would be the fact that comedy and music are the two biggest aspects of my life (without either, I'd probably go crazy). On a weekly basis, I will break down your favorite songs in a way that your grandparents will understand. Enjoy...

(Lil Wayne)
Underaged currency... Yes... Four

*clears throat*

I tell her...
Proceed to thrust that vagina for an authentic gentleman/
I am already aware that life is complicated but I am still infatuated/People envy me/But honestly I have other things to occupy me/I am in Hell's Kitchen with an apron and a hairnet/the devil is pressuring me/but the lord is my witness/I'm weighing sins and forgiveness on my Libra scale/Karma is similar to a hula hoop/If Karma insists on being a female dog, just make sure that female dog is beautiful/I live a dangerous life comparative to hanging off a cliff/I tried to be attentive, but being attentive made me rich/To those who envy me, I am difficult to see/it's as though they are sitting in nosebleed seats/Today I went shopping/and it is still very inexpensive to talk/I do things my own way/I've been at the top a long time and have not yet contemplated jumping/but like Ray Charles, I am blind to the tomfoolery/now climb up on my loins and do a full split

(Drake)
She just proceeded to thrust it for a gentleman, then looked back and told me "baby it's authentic"/I told her I didn't doubt her due to how it felt when I squeezed it/It is my wish that we could go to a place other than here, but madame you know my disposition/But she's strikingly good looking, so maybe she won't/but on second thought maybe she's willing/Yea/To do it for the most authentic gentlemen in the industry right now/She's willing/Yea/To do it for the most authentic gentlemen in the industry right now/She's willing, She's willing, She's willing/Maybe for the currency, the power, and the fame at this moment/She's willing, She's willing, She's willing/To do it for the most authentic gentlemen in the industry right now/She's willing...

I tell her...
Now proceed to thrust that vagina for me/It is quite difficult for those who envy me to see me, but nonetheless those female dogs are still searching for me/And you can take that to you local banker and make a deposit/Give your opinion, and get more in return/Some people abandon you/Therefore I am all about myself/I like the object of my affection to be voluptuous, preferably better than just average looking/pleasure her until she cries/I'd like to call that a great night/If you attempt to reprimand me, I will make it so that paramedics are checking to see whether or not you are still alive/I was advised to make wise decisions/Thus me being the chosen one/The way I carry myself is similar to asphalt/I blame the money/I stared death in the eye, then defied it/Now, I prefer my home to be rather spacious and my grass very soft/I prefer the woman in my life to have her face facing the ground and her posterior in the upward position/But like Ray Charles, I'm blind to the tomfoolery/now climb up on my loins and do a full split

(Drake)
She just proceeded to thrust it for a gentleman, then looked back and told me "baby it's authentic"/I told her I didn't doubt her due to how it felt when I squeezed it/It is my wish that we could go to a place other than here, but madame you know my disposition/But she's strikingly good looking, so maybe she won't/but on second thought maybe she's willing/Yea/To do it for the most authentic gentlemen in the industry right now/She's willing/Yea/To do it for the most authentic gentlemen in the industry right now/She's willing, She's willing, She's willing/Maybe for the currency, the power, and the fame at this moment/She's willing, She's willing, She's willing/To do it for the most authentic gentlemen in the industry right now/She's willing...

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