14 Guys That Women Hate

We all know #TheThirst is running more rampant than ever these days. Some of us are victims of it, while others are unfortunately the culprits. Courtship between males and females definitely isn't what it used to be. I feel like women get the worst end of this exchange though. I've consulted with the females that I know and below are 14 guys that women absolutely do not wanna be bothered with.

Captain Obvious
I know. You in the club. You starin' at her. And you thinkin' "Damn, she look good as hell" or "damn. She got a fat @$$". Both might be true, but DO NOT approach her and tell her that. She KNOWS she's cold. And even if she ain't, she thinks it. She doesn't have any desires for you tellin' her what she's already aware of.  Try sparking up some conversation instead. See where her head is at, then praise her on the aesthetics. You know, praise her for her intellect, accomplishments or sense of humor possibly. Compliments on a chick's physical can only go so far.
 

The "Don't I know you from somewhere?" Guy
NO! You don't know her! And you know you don't! I mean seriously. Do you really think she's gonna say "yea" and then reminisce about an imaginary time that y'all met before? Stop playin' and approach her like you got some sense! Maybe then you can GET to know her. 

The Complexion Complex Guy

 Pretty is pretty. Whether she's white, black, brown or blue (like in Avatar lol). The LAST thing the Hershey bar complected women of the world wanna hear is "you cute for a dark-skinned chick". She's gon' next you immediately if she don't spit on you first. "Don't say that sh*t to me, and think I'll keep listening", says @yoangel. Somewhere down the line, people were made to believe that the lighter you were the better you looked and the darker, the worse. Well I know some light-skinned chicks who look like...nevermind...and I know some darker chicks who are super cold, like Naomi Campbell. So we gotta change our ways of thinking on skin tone or we playin' ourselves.

The Motherlover
When courting a woman who's with her children, y'all gotta be easy. As @Styl_Standin says, "that's my time with them...no, I don't wanna talk to you". And you gotta respect that. Mothers work long and hard (pause if applicable) to provide for their children. So in most cases, the day(s) they get to spend with them is precious and valuable. Let these ladies have that moment and catch them when they're alone or somethin'.
 

The "But I eat the..." Guy
Fellas, we HAVE to stop this! This is probably the thirstiest sh*t ever! I don't know any dudes PERSONALLY who say this to chicks, but if I ever did/do, I'm slappin' sparks out his face. NO RESPECTABLE FEMALE wants you to tell her that in hopes of gettin' on. Not only that, but your breath probably reeks of basic chicks who actually fell for that corny ass line. Rinse your mouth out and try again tomorrow, uterus breath.

The Post-Rejection Insult Guy

How many times have you seen where a dude tries to holla at a chick, she rejects him, then he bombs on her? Much chill is needed here. Whatever negative thing you say about her after she rejects you, is VOID because you were JUST on her team 5 seconds prior. You just mad. Lol

Marvin
This guy listens to heavy amounts of Drake & Trey Songz and is gassed into thinking he can take anyone's girl. These songs/artists got dudes out here thinkin' the "cool" thing to do is break up happy relationships. Refrain from bashing her dude. Don't try to talk down on him to make it appear that you're the better choice. Women are big on respect, and they'll respect YOU more, if you just be cool out and let her be taken.

Mr. Friendly
If you ask her if she has a man and she says "yes", don't hit her with that same, tired ass "you can't have friends?" line. You know damn well you ain't worried about bein' her friend. So just keep it 100 and gracefully walk away.

The Hater
This guy. Man. He's usually the guy who's so bitter and so mad that the guy a chick likes isn't him that he'll go to great lengths to throw a monkey wrench in the whole situation. I've experienced this first hand. There is NOTHING cool about trying to discredit the object of a woman's affection, because it's not you. ESPECIALLY if that person you're hating on is a "friend" of yours. That's just disloyal and if she peeps that you're disloyal to your friend, then she'll likely worry about you being disloyal to her. On top of that, 99% of the time, she'll run back and tell her dude what you said. He might laugh (like I do). He might confront you (like I've done). Just play it safe and avoid it altogether.

Mr. "I Got Money/Cars/etc"
Look. It's 2011. It's a new day, and while there are and will forever be basic chicks out here, there is ALSO a new breed of females that are puttin' in WORK! I'm talkin' degrees, careers (not jobs), nice crib, nice car, all that! Truth be told, it's some ladies out here that are doin' better than some of US! And on top of all that, they're doin' it BY THEMSELVES! So you gotta miss her with the materialistic talk (especially if you ain't really 'bout that life) because she can probably put YOU on.

The "AYE! AYE CUTIE, WHAT'S GOOD?!?" Guy
Why in the hell are you yellin'?!? Across Wal-Mart at that! No matter how cool you think you are, women DO NOT wanna be yelled at when being courted. "It's disrespectful" according to @_iRUNway. And when you think about it, it is. We're trying to get the attention of another human being. Not a wild animal. Gotta choose another route and chill with the mating calls.

The Guy That Tricks In Hopes Of Getting A Treat
You can throw money at her and bribe her with gifts ALL YOU WANT, but if she don't want you, you don't have a chance. The only thing that's gonna happen is that you're gonna end up broke and with a bad case of blue balls. Is that really how you wanna play it? You need to huddle up with Mr. "I Got Money/Cars/etc" and devise a better game plan. Or get a prostitute if that doesn't work.

The "I Know YOU Got A Man. You Look Too Good" Guy
What y'all don't realize is you just complimented her and disrespected her in the same breath. She'll thank you for acknowledging her beauty, but she'll also get you ALL THE WAY outta here. My homegirl @lovealleyc said "it just looks lame when they try to talk to us despite thinking we have boyfriends". True indeed. Not only that, some chicks are simply content by themselves! Just because she's cute, doesn't mean she's in a relationship. She might've just read 'Single Ladies' and is in the process of figuring herself out first. Ask questions and go from there because your "logic" only appears basic and unoriginal.

The Promoter
Not a lot to be said about this guy, but the respectable women out there don't club all like that anymore. Therefore she could likely care less that you can get her to the front of the line or in the "VIP" at your next party. Keep it movin'.

In Closing

If you or someone you know is one of these guys above, correct that sh*t ASAP! Otherwise you'll face hella rejection and be stuck with easy, basic, ambition-less, D-List chicks forever. Just know that these guys above are the guys you need to steer clear of being if you wanna experience the colder women that life has to offer.

Whether you read this and agree, disagree or pass it on to someone who you think needs to read it, is up to you. It's all to the good. I don't know anything. I'm just a guy who's never experienced rejection. Ha! I'm out!

Did I miss anybody? If so drop a comment below. Thanks for reading!