1. Why do people shorten words that are already short?
2. Was it too much to add that ONE extra letter?
3. Is anybody REALLY surprised that DMX isn't a fan of Drake?
4. With people willing to trade their cars, what does this recent sneaker craze say about our priorities?
5. Who knew one-time presidential candidate John Edwards made a sex tape?
6. Are scary movies EVER gonna make a comeback?
7. Is Chris 'Mr. Steal Yo Phone' Brown headed back to jail?
8. So... Before 'YOLO', did we think we had 9 lives or somethin'?
9. Fish don't get thirsty do they?
10. COLUMBUS, OHIO! ABC is tonight at Republic! You there?