Best of the Best: Super Bowl Commercials

Don't you hate the two or three people that show up at your Super Bowl party who are there just to make cutting edge comments about the ads? While we are biting our nails because of the game they're logged onto GoDaddy.com to see the unrated version of Danica Patrick and the naughty side of domain hosting. I hate those people.

Still marketing executives sometimes do a pretty good job of selling their shitty products to us. Anyone notice there were no crotch kicking in this year's Super Bowl telecast. My gonads thank you Madison Avenue. 

Here are a couple of the ads that made me sit up straight. 

It's Halftime America

The Man without a Name. The Outlaw Josey Wales. Dirty Harry. That old racist guy in Gran Torino. 

Always good seeing Clint Eastwood walking around even though he kind of looks like a decrepit cadaver nowadays. All those Lucky Strikes are catching up to him. 

But wouldn't you vote Clint Eastwood for President after this? Or at least think about getting a Chrysler? EASTWOOD/FREEMAN 2012!

Happy Grad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae52ourE3Pw

Quick question why would his parents blindfold him in anticipation to show him a mini fridge. Mini-fridges are the shit but c'mon Worst Parents of America.

Probably a good thing his neighbor drove off with the Camaro because he was setting himself up to be married to a gold digging, life sucking jezebel. 

The theme of the day was Car companies tried very hard with their marketing plans this year.

Man's Best Friend

RIP FLUFFY! That dog is totally not going to Heaven. You can never make it to the pearly gates with Feline Murder on your record. 

I wonder if PETA filed a complaint after seeing this ad.

Thing Called Love

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CgfknZidYq0#!

Samsung just took a shot at Apple and IPhone users all across the world. Look at the wack ass demographic waiting to get in line at the Apple Store. Hipsters galore. It's almost like they were in Portland. 

Iphone users are so pre-occupied with their phones they're missing the Super Bowl because they're Instagram is down or something. Now I'm not getting a Samsung but I enjoyed the song and a confused Brian Urlacher cameo.

The Dog Strikes Back

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0-9EYFJ4Clo#!

Volkswagen always kills. From their, "Think Small" ads in the early 60's to the baby Darth Vader ones of last year. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQqVM140Npk&feature=player_embedded

Still I loved seeing tha fat dog get into shape. Should be inspiring for all you fatties that were watching the Super Bowl. If a dog can do it so can you dammit. At least you have opposoble thumbs.

If anyone is keeping score at home. I'm not buying any of these products. Who the eff has money lying around to cop a car?